we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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