i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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