but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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