I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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