Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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