For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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