It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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