can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
