508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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