did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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