shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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