how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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