dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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