i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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