So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
