I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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