Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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