She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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