Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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