I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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