We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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