I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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