I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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