Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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