I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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