I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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