Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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