so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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