Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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