I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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