M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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