Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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