Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
