I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
