Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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