Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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