It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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