I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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