moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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