can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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