I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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