Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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