I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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