well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
