So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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