4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
