I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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