I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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