i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
