I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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