You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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