so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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