I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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