just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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