oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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