The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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