ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
organizing the empties. That sober.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive